Pretentious to Weird

Road trip! I haven't been out of the city (Dallas) in a while so I'm going to visit family in Austin. Austin is famous for being the WEIRDEST city in Texas.

While most people in Austin and Dallas are both very proud of being Texan, the two cities are extremely different.

Here is what a lot of people (ahem... Yankees) see when they think of Texas:

Here is a much more accurate portrayal of my upcoming road trip: